Alone in Montenegro

Alone in Montenegro

“Our little Montenegro is almost like Monte Carlo. It has beautiful mountains, blue sea, casinos and euro. And the customer service is European unlike other Balkan countries.

When you come to a restaurant, a waiter greets you at the door and takes your coat. There is also a fake gold-plated umbrella holder, so you can leave your wet umbrella at the entrance. Very civilised! You have a really fancy dinner and the local wines are superb – they are even better than some of the French.

After you are done with your dinner, you take your coat and are ready to leave. And then you realise that your umbrella was taken while you were dining. And this is Montenegro – almost Monte Carlo, but not quite.”

 

Podgorica Montenegro

Podgorica

How I ended up in Montenegro

This was the story my Hungarian host greeted me with in April 2011 while I was eating my first of many plejskavicas in some tiny restaurant in Podgorica. Having lived in Montenegro many years by that time, he knew of course much more about the country than I ever learned, but I will always remember it in an opposite way – as a quite a country!
I landed in Podgorica and called my to-be-boss for the coming three weeks. I came on a grant to work for an NGO in Konik settlement. I could have chosen any NGO in Europe and for some reason I can’t even remember (if there was a reason at all) I was set on working in Podgorica of all places. I think that the NGO I have chosen never understood my reasons either, as they seem quite surprised seeing me turn up for work for the duration of all those tree weeks.

So, she picks up her phone and sounds surprised that I’m already here. The first instructions I receive is to rest and acclimatise a couple of days. And this is what I do, in my own way.

Looking back at this Montenegro life I had it seems a kind of intermezzo. As if in the bigger film of my life someone just pressed a stop button and ran a short commercial break. Actually, it also felt the same during my stay, not only after.

Kotor, Montenegro

Kotor, Montenegro

The friends

So, what do you do, when you find yourself alone? My host left on a business trip soon after letting me into the flat. I obviously don’t speak the language. I don’t know a single person in the whole country. I logged on Couchsurfing, found some meeting in Podgorica happening the same night and bravely went there.

After that night I got submerged into a wonderworld-underworld of English-speaking boheme of Podgorica and spent those weeks with people I would have never have met otherwise.

  • A couple who travelled from France to India and back by bicycles. They left France being just over 18 and were now on their way back to France, almost 10 years older and slightly worried that they changed too much to be able to return into their previous life easily.
  • A film director from Cetinje – an ancient capital of Montenegro, which we briefly visited by car and were thrown a stone at by some gang boys.
  • And then the director’s mom, who made the best cake I ever tasted in my life. The recipe apparently came directly from a chef, who made it for the king family in Austrian-Hungarian empire and was passed in the family of the director for generations.
  • A French young man who left his home, job and family im France to go to Montenegro to build a first cable park in the country. We went by car through the woods by his park to the top of the mountain to see the best view on Kotor Bay and I was so terrified to fall down into the Kotor Bay from that cliff that I did not dare to drink the beer we have brought with us. And for the first time realised I have suddenly acquired a fear of heights, which never showed itself until that day, but pretty much stayed with me ever since.
  • A group of EU officials, who explained me how Montenegro could have been transformed into a small version of Switzerland, and even richer, wisely using a combination of euro, offshore and casinos, but now missed that opportunity, because “it got all too close to the European Union.”
    Kotor, Montenegro

    Kotor, Montenegro

The work

There was not too much of it, to put it mildly. I have soon found out that my NGO, like most of the others has working hours from 10 to 15, and an hour lunch break in between. The ministries and other state organisations also didn’t have too long working hours, making it rather difficult for me to plan meetings and manage to actually get some work done.

Kotor, Montenegro

Kotor, Montenegro

The language

Here is what Wikipedia says about the language, spoken in Montenegro:

has historically and traditionally been called Serbian.[6] The idea of a Montenegrin standard language separate from Serbian appeared in the 2000s after Serbia and Montenegro broke up, via proponents of Montenegrin independence. Montenegrin became the official language of Montenegro with the ratification of a new constitution on 22 October 2007.

Funnily enough, throughout my whole stay, speaking to many people directly or hearing them speak in public, I never heard them call it Montenegrin. In English it was refered to as “the language of Montenegro”, “our language” or “the language we speak in this country.” I wonder if it says anything about the feeling of the ownership of the language.

Kotor, Montenegro

Kotor, Montenegro

The smoke…

…is everywhere. Seems like everyone in this country smokes and they do it constantly: on a train, in the station, in restaurants, shops and at work.

After my first day of work at the NGO, I was video-calling my parents. They asked me:

– Ana, is it going really bad? Do you want to just come home?

And I was all like:

– No, come on, I actually quite like it. What made you think it’s bad?

– Well, your eyes are red as if you have been crying recently.

No, I wasn’t crying, I just spent some 5 hours in a small office with 4 people smoking constantly. Thank God for the short office hours though!

Crno Jezero Montenegro

Crno Jezero Montenegro

The food

Let’s say the food was in abundance. When on the first day I was feeling really hungry and considered ordering a big portion, my host told me to chose the small. “And if you manage to finish it, I’ll buy you another one.” I thought it was a good deal, as I do eat a lot, but I lost this bet.

The portions are indeed huge, and very cheap, unless you go for very touristic places. For example, the local restaurant  in the centre of Podgorica served those small big portions for just over 2 euro. The specialities are all kinds of grilled meat (Plejskavica, Cevapcici and others), occasionally some fish and of vegetables you usually can get Sopska salata – tomato and cottage cheese salad.

Seafood in Budva

Seafood in Budva

All in all

This was a kinda memoir rather than a usual travel blog post with tips and tricks. But the next coming one will present you Montenegro in the best tradition of Google – as a list of top places worth visiting.

Budva

Budva

16 Comments

  1. June 25, 2017 / 11:55 am

    I am headed to Montenegro at the end of July
    It was interesting ready your experience on spending a few weeks there. I am really excited to go.

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 25, 2017 / 5:52 pm

      Hey Sara, thanks for the comment. End of July must be really hot, especially in Podgorica. Where are you heading and for how long?
      Just in case if you remember, come back to this post and please drop a link to your experience. It would be so much fun to compare them!

  2. June 25, 2017 / 3:10 pm

    Montenegro seems pretty cool except the smoking part. You know, same with Turkey, people smoke everywhere!

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 25, 2017 / 5:51 pm

      Hey Paroma! Thanks for your comment! Yeah, it is quite smokey, and I heard similar things about all the Balkans+Turkey. Oh well, you can’t have it all!

  3. June 25, 2017 / 3:55 pm

    Beautiful narration – The restaurant at the centre of Podgorica served all those portions for just over 2 euro?? That seems like a dream.. wow!…

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 25, 2017 / 5:50 pm

      Thank you for the kind words! And the price – yes I was shocked as well. Especially because I spent the previous three months in Strasbourg having very little money and usually eating mostly steamed or cooked vegetables. So all this cheap meat felt at that point like I died and went to heaven. 🙂

  4. June 25, 2017 / 6:23 pm

    I was recently in Montenegro and agree the smoking is incessant! You can’t escape it. As a non-smoker, this was terribly frustrating. However, I did have a lovely time, as the country itself is beautiful. My base was Podgorica, but I had the wonderful opportunity to visit other cities: Kotor, Budva, Niksic, Perast, Porto Montenegro and more. Thanks for sharing your story!

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 25, 2017 / 6:39 pm

      Hey Juanita, thanks for sharing! Which place outside Podgorica did you like best? I was really fascinated with Kotor!

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 26, 2017 / 7:39 am

      Thanks! Don’t be sad, better tell us about Bulgaria later! Where exactly are you heading? I have never been there, but I’ve heard there are truly beautiful places, if you explore a bit outside the usual hotel territories.

  5. June 27, 2017 / 7:58 am

    It’s really interesting to read about a country I’ve just visited as a tourist from someone who called it their home for a while. We absolutely loved the food and wine there and found the people (outside of the main touristy places) to be so kind. And the landscapes blew me away!

    • merrygoroundslowly
      June 27, 2017 / 10:05 am

      Oh yes, Vranac wine is great as well! I’m looking forward to coming back there as a tourist at some point!

  6. Meca
    July 19, 2017 / 7:23 am

    Funny bit arogant “civilized !!!??? MN, For sure much more SOCIALISED then westernized country, where you come from. Reason why so many come and stay.

    • merrygoroundslowly
      July 19, 2017 / 11:55 am

      Hi Meca, and thanks for your comment. I’m sure there are numerous reasons why so many people come and fall in love with Montenegro, I myself among them. If you read my article further, you would see that the first paragraph is a quote of a story I heard from a person living in MNE. While disagreeing with this view, I found it funny and I’m glad it stirred some discussion.

  7. Sherri Vandenberg
    July 19, 2017 / 10:23 am

    Montengro is a Beautiful country with a stunning landscape. Your pictures do not do it proper justice unfortunately.

    • merrygoroundslowly
      July 19, 2017 / 11:58 am

      Hi Sherri and thanks for sharing your opinion. My photos in this article were selected with the aim not to showcase the country, but rather my feelings during the first weeks. Perhaps you would like the photos of my second article better?

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